mihlayn:

one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years and my life is still flashing before my eyes

9 / 20 / 2015 — 10:46am with 296,489 notes
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